I forgot it was St. Patrick’s Day. I’m not wearing green. Instead of changing my shirt I’m temporarily adopting a liberal attitude.
“Separation of church and state, maaaaan! This religious holiday is an attempt by the neo-cons to establish a theocracy man! I ain’t wearing no green shirt maaaaan, I’m not gonna be forced by The Man to succumb to the influence of radical Christians!”
Now I need to find some green beer…
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Nah…you mean you are off to find some FREE green beer. I hear it is at that house party at the lady that got the free house from Barracky Boy.