Herman Cain vs. The “Pawlenty Push”

On May 6, 2011, in Politics, by admin

To the common man, it was obvious that Herman Cain won the debate last night. Well, technically this wasn’t a debate because candidates did not face off against each other, they were simply asked questions and gave answers. A debate occurs when two people present opposing viewpoints or discuss their differences of opinion on a given topic.

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After watching the debates and then the reactions of ‘independents’ on various networks I am convinced that the mindless masses will put Obama into the White House. After all, our society now more than ever has become about flash over substance, image over content. Obama is handsome, has a great smile and can read a teleprompter like no other. McCain is an old white man with damaged shoulders that makes him look even older. Obama is smooth like Billy D. Williams, McCain is fiesty like Ross Perot. Today’s youth of America care more about who gets punked, who sleeps with who and whether or not Johnny Knoxville and Steve-O will survive their next bout with stupidity. Where have our priorities gone?

So I did the most basic of research this weekend to see how this all unfolded. CNN has a nice graphic that shows how the Primaries unfolded by date and state.  Scroll down a bit and click on the date January 15. You willsee that Romney was ahead and Huckabee was in second place. On January 19 McCain moved into second place. Maine did what it could to help out and pushed Romney into a tie, and then Florida reared it’s ugly, humid head and stunk the place up. All of those military retirees jumped on the “war hero” bandwagon and voted for McCain. So did all of the Mormon haters. This pushed McCain out front.

Super Tuesday sealed the deal. Why? Because Huckabee stuck around too long. Despite having less than 1/3 of the delegates of Romney or McCain, he stuck around like that last guest after a long party at your house, or the third wheel at a bar. He cannibalized the party like Perot and Nader. And he had the gall to stick around even longer to rub it in.

Below is a map of the states that voted for McCain  (yellow) and Huckabee (light blue).

Looking at the map above we can thank the south, the tri-state northeast, California and Florida for the mess we are in.

The table below shows how the McCain/Huckabee Super Tuesday states voted. You can see many instances where if you split the votes from states that Huckabee votes evenly between McCain and Romney that Romney would have won, CA, GA, MO and TN become statistical ties and Romney would have won VA. We’ll never know the actual percentage of Huck votes that would have gone to McCain or Romney. But it would have been a true race instead of a diluted political mess.

Why did Huckabee stick around so long? He had the very vocal support of the far right of the Conservative spectrum. Like sharks, they could smell blood and thought that a victory was possible. Steadfast, inflexible single-issue voters slapped on their Pro-Life buttons and ingored the fact that we were at war and in the midst of serious economic issues. Of all the candidates, Romney was the only one that had a clue about money and the economy. He made himself into a billioaire, leads a company, ran a state and fixed corruption in the Olympics. Yet the right thought Huckabee was the answer, and old milatary folks felt it was McCain’s turn to lead. Thank you for your service, and thank you for not seeing the bigger picture. Now that much of your retirement is gone are you thinking you made a mistake during the primaries?

So to the voters in the swing states I’ve described here I respectfully offer a heart-felt “F” YOU. Enjoy the Obamanation we are about to suffer through for the next four years.  Here’s what it will look like:

The Next Four Years

The Next Four Years

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Nine Questions for Barack-O

On October 10, 2008, in Politics, by admin

I was in a doctors office waiting room yesterday and they had CNN on. They were showing the hour-long special on race after a Florida sheriff committed the horrible act of saying “Barack Hussein Obama” while at a speaking engagement. Wow, what a racist. In the waiting room with me was an older black gentleman and t became obvious that he was an Obama supporter. We had a good discussion, he’s obviously brainwashed, but that’s not the point. He kept on referring to Obama as “Barack-O” (rhymes with Morroco). So I’m running with that today.

Here’s why I will never be invited to an Obama town hall: My questions for Barack-O.

  1. Given your average grades at Occidental College and no record of impressive LSAT scores, how did you get accepted into Harvard Law?
  2. You have been criticized as lacking leadership experience. Why didn’t you mention your five years as Chairman of the Ayer’s-founded CAC in either of your two autobiographies, and why won’t you talk about it today?
  3. How has your exposure and study of the Communist teachings of Saul Alinsky helped shape your opinions and political goals?
  4. Why haven’t you released your medical records? McCain has released thousands of pages. Do your high school and college years abuse of alcohol and cocaine have some lingering effects that we should know about?
  5. According to your own organization’s statements the school funding efforts you led (over $100M) resulted in no educational improvements. Why don’t you share with the public the specific things you improved as a community organizer in Chicago and how this potentially translates to success as President
  6. Why won’t you give any detail about your trip to Pakistan in 1981? Traveling to that part of the world back then was pretty risky. Were you searching for your identity? Were you just visiting your Pakistani roommate’s family?
  7. The press has ripped Palin’s family over personal issues, even those of a minor. Why should you get a pass about your poverty stricken half-brother that you haven’t helped?
  8. Your first book, “Dreams From My Father,” which exposes his influence in your life was devoted to your father. Why don’t you talk about your father’s communist leanings in an entire book dedicated to his memory?
  9. You also mention in the same book the influence of Frank Marshall Davis. He was a communist that fled Chicago after the FBI and Congress opened investigations into his “subversive,” “un-American activities.” Can you expand on this at all?

These will never, ever be answered. The press would rather run with political commentary from Paris Hilton or some other vapid Hollywood personality instead of doing so actual investigative journalism.

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